This is a good idea. You can buy a mini mobile phone that’s SIM free for only £19.99.

You could get a PAYG SIM for it too if you’re afraid of losing the phone.

Check the deal out here

This a real story out of the Hastings Observer. It seems this man decided to commit suicide by stabbing himself in the groin with a giant souvenir pencil.

And here’s me with a really giant pencil. Wish my groin was this big.