I am writing this in a fucking pub! I can’t believe it. I think I am creative while drunk – so may stay here for a few. Logged onto The Cloud with the trusty Acer Aspire One – Brown or shit book as a colleague calls it with no problems at all.

You do have to register, but it’s opt in to receive marketing messages from trusted partners, so that’s okay.

Obviously a bit dangerous putting free internet in a pub. A bit like giving a pissed bloke a mobile phone with only his ex-girlfriend or great aunt’s number programmed into it. But hey ho. I think it’s magic.

I think the patrons of the Wetherspoons in Ickenham think it is some kind of magic too as they’re all looking at me.

Simon