The weirdest thing in my loft has to be an Alesis HR-16 drum machine. I bought it in the 90s from a geezer in Loot. It still works although the internal battery is knackered so it won’t save any loops.

The gated snares on it are sooo 80s/90s and I reckon they’ll be in fashion very shortly.

I’m gonna hang onto it, along with my Roland D5 until someone offers me a grand for them.

The only other weird thing in my loft is a wasps nest that looks a bit like Jon Bon Jovi