The only good thing to come out of celebrity deaths is the jokes.
Here’s a roundup of the jokes about Michael Jacksons death that I have had so far:
- Q. What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and Alex Ferguson?
A. Ferguson will be playing Giggs in August.
- Word is they are going to melt down Michael Jackson’s plastic surgery down to make childrens toys – so they can play with him for a change.
- Reports of Michael Jackson dieing in hospital of a heart attack are un-true
He was found in the children’s ward having a stroke.
- It’s also reported that Michael Jackson had his heart attack after hearing that Boys 2 Men were a band and not a home delivery service
- Michael Jackson actually died of food poisoning - he was eating 12 year old nuts.
- Given that Michael Jackson was recently reported to be suffering from skin cancer, the coroner is not sure yet if the real cause of death should be blamed on the sunshine…..or the Moonlight, the good times or the boogie, but at this time he suspects it was the boogie.
- Farah Fawcet arrived in heaven and god granted his new Angel one wish. She wished for all Gods children to be safe… So he killed Michael Jackson
- Hospital staff doesn’t know what to do with Michael Jackson’s body as plastic recycle day is not until next Tuesday
