
Lifesize Cardboard Bear
With all this talk of MPs strange expense claims, I thought I’d tell you about mine.
I haven’t actually got the bottle to make this expense claim - although I did spend the money in the course of my job.
We built an affiliate shopping website that sold millions of items. We had to test that we were getting commissions every time someone made a purchase - so I got out the credit card and bought a lifesize cardboard bear.
I really can’t be arsed to explain to the accounts department why I bought a giant bear for the office. So I haven’t