I was challenged recently by someone at work to come up with new euphemisms for nipples. There seem to be loads of words for fun bags, but not a lot for the nipples that make them fun. Here’s my best shot:

teets
tit toppers
peep-hole pals
new-born nosh nozzles
sweater bumps
chest berries
hooter handles
knocker knobs
puppy noses
dug dimples
booby bottle tops
hooter hats
baby hangers
tit tips
rack rivets
tit tuners
smuggled peanuts
booby beauty spots
boob bumps
suckle knuckles
suckle saucers
raspberry ripples
booby bobble hats
rubber bullets
suckle stalks